Showing posts with label Zombies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zombies. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Become a ZomBee Hunter

ZomBee on roids? Maybe. Maybe so.


During the height of my procrastination yesterday, I discovered ZOMBEES!

According to a study, Zombie Flies infect bees with a virus that causes the bees to exhibit "zombie-like behavior." The halmark characteristic of the ZomBee is the abandonment of its hive at night. If I'm reading the study correctly, the ZomBee then becomes accutely attracted to nearby light where it then becomes stranded and dies.

Sounds like a zombie virus to me.

I think I'll become a hunter of these ZomBees.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Homes For Your Zombie Apocalypse



Living is hard to do. Dying? Well, that can be harder, especially when it means having zombies gnoshing on your grey matter bits.

Realtor.com has put together 16 of the best houses to help you survive a zombie apocalypse. These places can get a little pricey, so I would suggest befriending the owners now while there is still time. That way, when all hell breaks loose and the dead break for lunch, you can have a posh place to stay while you wait out the rotting meat bags that want your head on a platter.